The first thirteen

Every workshop eventually develops a population of its own.

They start as ideas. Then sketches. Then failed prints at 3 in the morning.

And eventually, they start sitting on your shelves, watching you work.

So we decided to make a few of them.

Introducing Drop 01 — The Skeleton Crew.

A collection of tiny desk-dwelling skeletons, each permanently occupied with the things we somehow spend most of our lives doing.

There’s The Welder, because apparently every desk needs someone who looks like they could fix a motorcycle at any given moment.

The Programmer, hunched over his terminal, surviving entirely on questionable code and caffeine.

The Doom Scroller, whose greatest achievement is maintaining a perfectly horizontal thumb for several consecutive hours.

And a few others who have, for reasons unknown, chosen to spend eternity sitting on your shelf.

They aren’t particularly useful.

They don’t automate anything. They don’t increase productivity. They don’t solve problems.

They just sit there.

Which, frankly, is more than most of us manage after opening Instagram.

Each piece is designed, printed, cleaned, and finished right here in the Basement. They’re small enough to disappear into a shelf and strange enough that you’ll notice them every time you walk past.

This is the first drop.

Not a collection. Not a product line.

A small introduction to the things we’re going to be making down here.

That’s it. Come downstairs!